Shameless Carl Gallagher Quotes
“Because he’s your father” – Carl Gallagher
“A shrink at school says I am one of God’s mistake” – Carl Gallagher
“I think I got a girlfriend” – Carl Gallagher
“so is it like one penis going to other penis?” – Carl Gallagher
“so.. you guys are gay?” – Carl Gallagher
“It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.” – Carl Gallagher
“You think you scare me? Bring it bitch.” – Carl Gallagher
“Watch out sixth grade. Third time’s a charm” – Carl Gallagher
“I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep” – Carl Gallagher
“Apache bitch I am going to military school” – Carl Gallagher
“I literally think about sex 70.000 times a day” – Carl Gallagher
“I cut the rip of my dick you” – Carl Gallagher
“Even just being in you vicinity gives me a boner” – Carl Gallagher