Shameless Phillip “Lip” Gallagher Gallagher Quotes
“Theres a Buddhist saying that we get reincarnated till we’ve been, done and seen everything, Me Dad reckons he’s way up that ladder to hear him talk you couldn’t teach him a thing. I mean it’s never occurred to him that he might just be thick as pig shit. If you want rid of him just start mentioning full-time work.” – Lip Gallagher
“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish” – Lip Gallagher
“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.” – Lip Gallagher
“I feel a bit like, uh, pretty woman.” – Lip Gallagher
“I’m washing dishes, and Carl’s got a scholarship. The world’s upside-down” – Lip Gallagher
“It’s good! Catches shop lifters, catches shirt lifters.” – Lip Gallagher
“The first rule you learn in this house – you hide the goddamn money” – Lip Gallagher
“Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple” – Lip Gallagher
“All teenagers are sex addicts” – Lip Gallagher
“I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad!” – Lip Gallagher
“Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.” – Lip Gallagher
“You know, I’m getting pretty damn tired of everybody ” – Lip Gallagher
“So you’re saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?” – Lip Gallagher
“When you’re poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.” – Lip Gallagher
“You are gorgeous. You’re sweet. You’re funny. You’re very smart. You know that, right?” – Lip Gallagher