Vampire Diaries damon salvatore quotes
“Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.” – Damon Salvatore
“I like being a living dead person.” – Damon Salvatore
“Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try.” – Damon Salvatore
“ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated.” – Damon Salvatore
“We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.” – Damon Salvatore
“It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.” – Damon Salvatore
“I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.” – Damon Salvatore
“We’re in hell. My own person, custom-built hell.” – Damon Salvatore
“Vampires can’t procreate… though we love to try” – Damon Salvatore
“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.” – Damon Salvatore
“I do not go behind people’s backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.” – Damon Salvatore
“We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Boyz II Men…Stefan’s.” – Damon Salvatore
“It’s difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.” – Damon Salvatore
“Everything changes tomorrow. It’ll be all unicorns and rainbows.” – Damon Salvatore
“Vampires eat people! It’s part of the natural food period.” – Damon Salvatore
“You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them” – Damon Salvatore
”Dead vampire is redundant.” – Damon Salvatore
“I like being a living dead person” – Damon Salvatore
“Life sucks. Get a helmet.” – Damon Salvatore
“I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.” – Damon Salvatore
“Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It’s gloomy as hell in here.” – Damon Salvatore
“I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.” – Damon Salvatore
“I’ve been dead before. I got over it.” – Damon Salvatore
“I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.” – Damon Salvatore
“Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.” – Damon Salvatore
“I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron” – Damon Salvatore
“Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to.” – Damon Salvatore
“You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.” – Damon Salvatore
“The only one I can count on is… me.” – Damon Salvatore
“If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.” – Damon Salvatore
“I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I’m vengeful.” – Damon Salvatore
“Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead…” – Damon Salvatore
“Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn’t have to be.” – Damon Salvatore
“We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.” – Damon Salvatore
“You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep” – Damon Salvatore
“There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.” – Damon Salvatore
“I have moves you’ve never seen before” – Damon Salvatore
“Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem” – Damon Salvatore
“Whatever desire you have to save me, I kind of need that right now.” – Damon Salvatore