Game of Thrones Tyrion Quotes
“Everythings better with some wine in the belly.” – Tyrion Lannister
“If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple. Take care, Snow” – Tyrion Lannister
“Have you ever heard the phrase “Rich as a Lannister?” Of course you have. You’re a smart man. You know who the Lannister’s are. I am a Lannister. Tyrion, son of Tywin. Of course, you have also heard the phrase, a Lannister always pays his debts. If you deliver a message from me to Lady Arryn, I will be in your debt. I will owe you gold. If you deliver the message, and I live, which I very much intend to do.” – Tyrion Lannister
“As impossible as it seems, there was once a time I was unaccustomed to wine.” – Tyrion Lannister
“You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones” – Tyrion Lannister
“The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?” – Tyrion Lannister
“I much like my head. I don’t want to see it removed just yet.”
“Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.”
“Sleep is good and books are better.”
“Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let’s go kill them!” – Tyrion Lannister
“I’m a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.”
“It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.”
“Drinking and lust , no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.”
“Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.” – Tyrion Lannister
“The true history of the world is the history of great conversations.” – Tyrion Lannister
“Death is so final yet life is full of possibilities.” – Tyrion Lannister
“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy”
“It’s only wine.” – Tyrion Lannister
“Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn’t seem right”
“You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do.”
“Casterly Rock is an impregnable fortress. But as a good friend of mine once said: give me 10 good men, and I’ll impregnate the bitch”
“A long and bloody tale. To be honest I was drunk for most of it”
“A wise man once said the true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms”
“When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re telling the world that you fear what he might say.”
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things”
“I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like”
“Oh… I’m a monster. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies”
“I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it”
“We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!”
“I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things”
“A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone”
“A very small man can cast a very large shadow.”
“All dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes”
“Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you”
“The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that’s how they became powerful in the first place.” – Tyrion Lannister
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence.” – Tyrion Lannister
“In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my co*k.” – Tyrion Lannister
“I will let the Gods decide my fate, I demand a trial by combat.” – Tyrion Lannister
“Death is so boring, especially now with so much excitement in the world.” – Tyrion Lannister
“I have a soft spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things.” – Tyrion Lannister