big bang theory Howard Wolowitz Quotes
“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Just because you have that accent doesn’t mean what you say isn’t stupid.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Look who’s here to put the Jew in jewelry night.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Whaddup Science Bitches” – Howard Wolowitz
“If it’s ‘creepy’ to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine. I’m ‘creepy.’ – Howard Wolowitz
“And, space beats water.” – Howard Wolowitz
“There’s the problem. You can’t beat Hawking like that. He hates to lose. Everyone knows the guy’s a big baby. I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.” – Howard Wolowitz
“You got her to have sex with you . Obviously your superpower is Brainwashing” – Howard Wolowitz
‘i just always thought that when i settled down into a relationship it would be with someone, you know, different… More like megan fox from transformers’ – Howard Wolowitz
“Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms- or hits you with the pepper spray.” – Howard Wolowitz
“That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Look what you created here its like Nerdvana” – Howard Wolowitz
‘you know, it’s not unheard of for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship’ – Howard Wolowitz
“Let’s go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.” – Howard Wolowitz
“I’m a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.” – Howard Wolowitz
‘i dream to once again kiss your lips, sweet bernadette! Sincerely yours, howard wolowitz’ – Howard Wolowitz
‘If i didn’t have you, life would be blue, i’d be dr. Who without the tardis’ – Howard Wolowitz
‘i’m your idiot foreverrrrrrr’ – Howard Wolowitz