Parks and Recreation Jean Ralphio Quotes
“Did someone just talk about a job opening? Guess who’s got two thumbs up and was just cleared of insurance fraud? This guy!! Got off on a technicality!!!” – Jean Ralphio
“Pills Baby!” – Jean Ralphio
“why are you like this” – Jean Ralphio
“I actually forgot they dated, I was trying to hit that.” – Jean Ralphio
“Why don’t you live your life like that cow from the video?” – Jean Ralphio
“i guess im.. OpEn MinDeD aS hEeEeEll!” – Jean Ralphio
“Because technically I’m… violating my hoooooouse arreeeeeeeeeeeest!” – Jean Ralphio
“She said if you don’t love what you do…then why do it? Then she ripped the hair from my B hole”. – Jean Ralphio
“Every breath is agony, son” – Jean Ralphio
“I got run over by a Lexus” – Jean Ralphio
“Because technically I’m hooooomelesssss” – Jean Ralphio
“Business partner now and forever. Hold up – Forever 21, 21 gun salute, Salute Your Shorts, Kaboosh! I just free associated all over the moo-stache.” – Jean Ralphio
“She’s the wooo-ooorst!!!!” – Jean Ralphio
“You boy here is a question on the Bar exam” – Jean Ralphio
“I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean Ralphio
“It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.” – Jean Ralphio
“I say we invest our 10 large and I ‘accidentally’ get run over by a city bus!”
“Flushed with CAAASH!” – Jean Ralphio
“K to the N to the O P E, she’s the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee. Indiana.” – Jean Ralphio
“Mona Lisa just has a way with her words.” – Jean Ralphio
“Why don’t you use that time to go after one of your passions. Like model trains, or toy Gandalfs or something.” – Jean Ralphio
“Look at that. I guess sometimes I call men “beautiful” too. I guess I’m open-minded as hell. And I think you’re pretty good-looking.” – Jean Ralphio
“I will create a tiny go-cart for your grandma.” – Jean Ralphio
“Kuh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh bang! Which one floats your penis?” – Jean Ralphio
“Aww, Snapple. Are we calling everybody “baby” now? ‘Cause honestly, I love that.” – Jean Ralphio
“The entire party’s a VIP area.” – Jean Ralphio