black-ish quotes
Andre : “Wait, did they just put me in charge of the black stuff?”
Pops : “This ain’t our culture, we’re black, not African. Africans don’t even like us.”
Rainbow : “Well if I’m not really black, then could somebody please tell my hair and my ass?”
Andre : “Turns out the cat was out of the cradle and it winked at me.”
Anthony : “Tell me you weren’t worried that someone was gonna snatch that hope away from us like they always do. That is the real world “
Andre : “This is me multitasking, because two shirtless dudes standing around talking about sex looks weird after awhile.”
Andre : “Stupid child molesters. Can’t even invite kids back to your house for delicious snacks anymore.”
Pops : “I told you to spank him not crush his spirit!”
Ruby: “Rhonda is not gay,fool. She’s just waiting for God to make a man she’s attracted to “
Andre : “For Junior, nerd is the new black”
Pops : “Think of the boy as a piece of salmon and your club as the skillet.”
Dre: “The family that pranks together, stays together.”
Zoey : “Are you crazy? You can’t let them ride down the stairs like that. They need helmets.”
Junior : “He offered you ice cream? Dad gripped me up out of bed and shined a light in my eyes.”
Pops : “You smell like wide-open ass.”
Diane : “It’s a miracle! Jesus turned the turkey to ham!”
Bow : “Okay, obviously I am anti-police brutality. But that doesn’t mean I have to be anti-the-police. Look, 25% of these suspects are unarmed, which is horrible.”
Dre: “So we’re just all just unrelated children living in the same house? Like Michael Jackson’s kids?!!”
Junior: “My hobbit shire!”
Zoe: “I’m cool. Plus I’m black. Which is cool, so I win twice. “
Diane: “Cookies kill.”
Dre: “Your poker faces gives away more than an episode of ‘Oprah’s Favorite Things.'”
Dre: “My point is the White House was just that – white. Until one man broke through and gave my people hope: Dennis Haysbert in 24.”
Dre: “Adam apple’s like the balls of the throat. If that fails, always go for the groin. That’s like the balls of the balls.”