Breaking Bad – Saul Goodman Quotes
1- “Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer. The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a cinnabon in Omaha.” Saul Goodman
2- “I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.” Saul Goodman
3- “Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.” Saul Goodman
4- “Scientists love laser” Saul Goodman
5- “He said he was gonna break my legs, and don’t tell me he didn’t mean it because he gave me the dead mackerel eyes.” Saul Goodman
6- ‘Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.’ Saul Goodman
7- “Better call Saul!”
8- “Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.” Saul Goodman
9- ‘If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.’ Saul Goodman
10- ‘Schrader’s hard-on for you just reached Uncle Milton proportions, so have fun with that.’ Saul Goodman
11- ‘Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best… with just a right amount of dirty!’ Saul Goodman
12- “I once convinced a woman I was Kevin constner”
13- ‘You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornets’ nest, it’s a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh? If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.’ Saul Goodman
14- ‘Look, let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: you two suck at peddling meth.’ Saul Goodman
15- “If you happen to make an epic fail and find yourself on the wrong side of the law, you know who to call…” Saul Goodman
16- “Don’t open yourself up for weakness.” Saul Goodman
17- “Say, just for the sake of argument, that the kid’s not in the mood for a nuanced discussion of the virtues of child poisoning.” Saul Goodman
18- “There’s no honour among thieves… except for us of course.” Saul Goodman
19- “Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean, the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.” Saul Goodman
20- “As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s been known to happen.” Saul Goodman
21- “Conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?” Saul Goodman