The apocalypse is upon us! Why?! Why must the world end right when I’m getting sleepy?! … Ah! Every human is dead except for me! Especially the men! So there’s no men! So it’s okay to sleep alone. Good night, kids.
Shut your mouth it’s art crawl.
Bob: “…and I think I might be a pimp.” Louise “(casually, passing through): “You’re gonna need a bigger hat.”
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.”
With four ears I can ignore you twice as hard.
Almost dying’s the best part of living. It’s called almost-live-dying.
Ha aliens, we farted on you!
Bob: Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.
Gene: And taking back the night! Respect for women! My body, my rules!
“I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m not afraid of sharks. I’m not afraid of cancer. I’m just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out. Where are their arms and legs? It’s really not okay!”
“Who’s better at math than a robot? They’re made of math!”
“What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?”
“Come on, boys, you’re the peanut butter. Girls, you’re the jelly. Let’s make some sandwiches!”
Gene
“I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.”
Tina
“Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?” -Bob Belcher
“We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.”
Tina
“Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking I’m gonna gut-punch you!” -Louise Belcher
“When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.” -Linda Belcher
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.”
Tina
“Only strippers shave above the knee.” -Linda Belcher
“Why don’t you try speaking in words, instead of your damn dirty LIES?” -Louise Belcher
Rudy: I guess when you’re hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.
Tina: And lose the combination.Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!
Gene
“I think I have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom.” – Gene
‘ll be like Al Capone with breasts.
Linda
About dinner theater: “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” – Bob
Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!
Linda
“Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.”
“Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” – Bob
Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!
Gene“If boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.”
“Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.” – Louise
Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!
Critter
“If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.”
“Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We’ll cut you.” – Louise
And last but not least, “Uhhhhhhhhhh” – Tina