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“Lando!” Dustin
“Did you ever think maybe Will went missing because he ran into something bad? And we’re going to the exact same spot where he was last seen? And we have no weapons or anything?” Dustin
“Oh, Jesus! I’m in unchartered territory here, guys.” Dustin
“An inter-dimensional slug?! Because it’s awesome.” Dustin
“She will not be able to resist these pearls.” Dustin
“She’s our friend, and she’s crazy.” Dustin
“We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers.” Dustin
“Really, everyone dressed up last year.” Dustin Henderson
“An inter-dimensional slug?! Because it’s awesome” Dustin Henderson
“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?” Dustin Henderson
“Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!” Dustin Henderson
” Just wait ’til we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.” Dustin Henderson
“Sorry, but you ate my cat!” Dustin Henderson
“We can’t stop those Demo-dogs on our own. Demogorgon dogs. Demo-dogs. It’s like a compound. It’s like a play on words, okay.” Dustin Henderson
“Now that you’re out of high school, which means you’re technically an adult, don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?” Dustin Henderson
” We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers” Dustin Henderson
“Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind.” Dustin Henderson
“Accident or not, admit it, it was a little awesome.” Dustin Henderson
“Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.” Dustin Henderson
“I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books — these books are my paddles. I need my paddles!” Dustin Henderson
“I told you a million times my teeth are coming in. It’s called cleidocranial dysplasia” Dustin Henderson
“But this girl’s special, you know. It’s just, like, something about her.” Dustin Henderson
“No, Mike, you give me a break! All three of you were being a bunch of little assholes! I was the only reasonable one.” Dustin Henderson
“When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade”. Dustin Henderson