Adam Goldberg: “Isn’t there an executive bathroom with scented soaps instead of an open river of whiz?”
Barry Goldberg: “The only person who understands me is Flavor Flav!”
Mr. Mellor: “Hit the showers, and don’t wear underwear in there like a bunch of weirdos.”
Barry: “I have a pornographic memory”
Adam Goldberg: “It’s gotta be big, bigger then Jesus.”
Pops : “He’s a teenager, they’re all horrible!”
Adam: “This putz, you made this putz Jesus!”
Beverly Goldberg: “Do you know how many meals I have cooked for you people? 53,000!”
Barry: “That’s what you’d do with a time machine? Go back into traffic!”
Barry : “You took something I love, I take something you love.”
Beverly : “Snuggle-monster!”
Lainey Lewis: “I keep getting pulled back in. It’s like he annoys me so much I just want to kiss his stupid face.”
Barry : “I’ll put cheese on anything.”
Barry Goldberg: “Now, I don’t wanna make too big a deal outta this, but I do believe it’ll be the greatest moment in the history of everything.”
Beverly : “I know I’m your Mother but I think I can say this without bias. Uh you are an Adonis from marble sent from Heaven to be scrumptious.”
Albert ‘Pops’ Solomon: “When a neck-tie is on the door, the pants are on the floor.”
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