“This is what happens when you get old. Good thing is that you still young. And more important, your vagina’s still young.”
Nora: “Can You Believe That Commutes Suspended Me? Because I Broke ONE White Girl’s Collarbone?!”
Grandma: “Well Then, Move Out! You Don’t Want To End Up Like Esther Wong, Sleeping In The Same Room As Her 89-Year-Old Parents, It’s Like A Chinese Version Of Willy Wonka.”
Nora: “I’m In Heaven? That’s Tight!”
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