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The Newsroom tv series quotes

Don Keefer: “Have you located your inner cha?”

Don Keefer: “What I have can’t be taught”

Jim: “You thought the Russians were invading Atlanta?”

Will : “The only reason I seem liberal is because I believe hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure not gay marriage.”

Don Keefer: “You know what it says on a box of chocolate pudding mix? “Caution, pudding will get hot when heated.” Go to a hotel, you know what it says on the shower cap in the bathroom? “Fits one head.” And I’m dying to know the suit that prompted lawyers to insist on the shower cap directions. Look at the box your iron came in. It says, “Warning, do not iron clothes while wearing them.” Do we really have to slow down for these people?'”

Don Keefer : “Oh my god, I’m getting Don Keefer’ed”

Jim: “I accidentally gathered the wrong rosebuds.”

“Boy, that Genghis Khan had some pretty good ideas!”

“You’re a fucking news man Don if I tell you otherwise you PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!”

 Charlie : “You know what, kiddo? In the old days of about 10 minutes ago, we did the news well. You know how? We just decided to.”

Will McAvoy: “There’s a hole in the side of your boat, he says. That hole is never going to be fixed, it’s never going away, and you can’t get a new boat. What you have to do is bail water out faster than it’s coming in.”

Charlie Skinner: “I’m a marine, Don! I will beat the shit out of you! I don’t care how many protein bars you eat!”

Will McAvoy: “I’m not smug; I’m having a crisis of confidence.”

Charlie Skinner: “I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.”

Will McAvoy: “I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.”

Jim Harper: “You’re working two jobs. You’re thoughtful and you’re authentic. And I have never seen you sneer at anyone or anything. There is, believe me, no one you’re not good enough for, and there’s hardly anyone good enough for you. Including, it turned out, me.”

Jim Harper: “I beam a signal into outer space every night, I’m not scared of your Samsung Galaxy.”

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