Best Friends Tv Series Quotes
Phoebe Buffay : “I don’t even have a pla-.”
Rachel Green : “Oh I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?”
Rachel Green : “No uterus, no opinion.”
Joey Tribbiani : “Pizza! We like pizza!”
Phoebe Buffay : “He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!”
Rachel Green : “I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.”
Phoebe Buffay : “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
Phoebe Buffay : “Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.”
Rachel Green : “Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.”
Phoebe: “If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”
Ross Geller: “Pivot!”
Ross Geller: “They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”
Phoebe Buffay : “She’s your lobster.”“
Chandler Muriel Bing : “You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.”
Ross: “Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!”
Joey Tribbiani: “If he doesn’t like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
Joey Tribbiani: “You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!”
Chandler: “You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year.”
Chandler : “I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.”
Chandler : “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
Ross Geller : “Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true Unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”
Ross Geller : “I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.”
Ross Geller: “We were on a break!”
Monica: “Ross we better stick to the routine; we don’t want to look stupid.”
Ross: “I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”
Monica Geller : “Your little Harmonica is hammered.”
Rachel Green : “I’m so happy, and not at all jealous!”
Rachel Green : “He’s so pretty, I want to cry.”
Joey Tribbiani : “Monica got stung by a jellyfish.”
Phoebe Buffay : “When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need… You are my family.”
Joey Tribbiani : “Paper! Snow! A Ghost!”
Rachel : “It’s like all of my life everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe.’ And then today I just stopped and I said, ‘What if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know? Or, a hat?’”
Monica Geller : “Fine! Judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!”
Joey Tribbiani : “Is it obvious that I’m wearing six sweaters?””
Joey Tribbiani: “How you doin’?”
Chandler : “I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Joey Tribbiani : “Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
Monica: “Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?”
Joey Tribbiani : “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?“
Phoebe Buffay : “They don’t know that we know they know we know.”
Phoebe Buffay : “Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
Chandler Bing : “Until I was 25, I thought the response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap.'”
Monica: “I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: If I am harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.”
Phoebe Buffay : “Oh, come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us.”
Rachel Green : “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”
Joey Tribbiani : “What’s not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good!”
Janice : “Oh. My. God.”
Phoebe Buffay : “It’s so exhausting, waiting for death.”
Chandler Bing : “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Joey Tribbiani : “This is all a moo point.”
Monica Geller : “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
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