Letterkenny Tv Series Quotes
Wayne : “1 inch Thick Top Sirloin Steak .. Salt and Pepper heavily … grill at 400 .. 4 Minutes total ..flip each minute to get good grill marks … let sit for 2 minutes… Down the hatch.. Gill marks Bahd..”
Wayne : “You’re made of spare parts aren’t you, Bud?”
Wayne : “Well there is nothing better than a good fart”
Wayne : “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.”
“You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. Buckle up ‘cause they’re fuckin’ ugly…of course, that’s not to say I have it all my damn self.”
Wayne : “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark.”
“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.”
Wayne : “If you have a problem with the Magestic Canadian Goose, You have a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.”
Wayne : “You seen a coon having sex with a barn cat on top of your truck , Fuck what is the Nature of that david”
Gail : “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!”
Wayne : “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.”
Wayne : “Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.”
Jonesy : “F*ck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.”
Wayne : “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.”
Wayne: “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.”
Wayne: “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.”
Squirelly Dan: “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.”
Daryl : “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”
Wayne : “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.”
Wayne : “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.”
Wayne : “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”
Coach : “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.”
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