Firefly Tv Show Quotes
Mal: “We have done the impossible. And that makes us mighty.”
Jayne: “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.”
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.”
Malcolm Reynolds : “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.”
Mal: “Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
Zoë Washburne : “Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.”
Jayne: “Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … “
Mal: “I must say, lady. You’re my kinda stupid.”
Jubal Early : “Man is stronger by far than woman…yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?”
Malcolm Reynolds : “My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.”
Wash : “I’ve been in a firefight before. Actually, i’ve been in a fire. Actually I was fired, from a fry cook opportunity.”
Inara Serra : “It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.”
Malcolm Reynolds : “You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I’m a mystery.”
Malcolm Reynolds : “That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally.”
Jayne: “Time for some thrilling heroics.”
River Tam : “I can kill you with my brain.”
River Tam : “We’re not telling people what to think… we’re just trying to show them how.”
Mal: “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are coming to a middle.”
Mrs. Reynolds : “If you take sexual advantage of her, you will burn in a very special level of hell. The kind they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
Mrs. Reynolds : “We are just too pretty for God to let us die”
Shepherd Derrial Book : “How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different…than those did the slaughtering”
Badger : “You couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle.”
Jayne: “Let’s go be bad guys!”
Hands of Blue : “We didn’t fly 86 million miles to track down a box of Band-Aids, Colonel.”
Jayne: “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here!”
Wash : “Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower. Somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.”
Jayne: “Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed ’em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.”
Inara Serra : “Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.”
Zoë Washburne: “Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
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