1- Maeve Wiley : “Do you know how long I’ve been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I’ve never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle’s scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I’ll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler’s 14th birthday. I said no. So he told everyone I’d given him a blow job and bitten his dick, and that was it. This kind of thing sticks.”
2- Eric: You’ve made the hottest guy in the school even hotter.
3- Adam: I wish I could be a normal kid with a normal dad and normal dick
4- Otis : Wonders never cease.
5- Anvar: I’m really freaked out by bumholes.
6- Adam: Everyone’s got a picture of my lovely big di*k
7- Adam: I just don’t understand women.
8- Eric: Lose the tie. You look like a Mormo
9- Adam: Yeah, see you tomorrow. Shit biscuit.
10- Eric: Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.
11- Otis: I can’t masturbate. But I don’t wanna talk about it
12- Otis: Everyone has bodies, right. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
13- Maeve : Get your good shirts on boys. It’s party time.
14- Otis : You can’t choose who you are attracted to. You can’t engineer a relationship. You have to do what’s right.
15- Otis : Look… sometimes, the people we like don’t like us back, and it’s painful, but there’s nothing we can do about it.
16- Tanya: When we’re having sex, I feel like I’ve never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I’ve got one, and I’ve looked at it a lot.
17- Jean: A job where one wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown, resulting in decades of emotional damage
18- Otis: It shouldn’t matter what anyone in the school thinks. You are who you are. Don’t let anyone take that away from you.
19- Jackson: You know, it’s weird. You’re my age, but wise. You’re like my mum… in a little man’s body. Like a little mum man. No offense
20- Jean : It’s a fine balance, listening to people without inserting yourself into their reality.
21- Jean : Intercourse can be wonderful, but it can also cause tremendous pain. And if you’re not careful, sex can destroy lives.
22- Otis: Be proud of your penis and your heritage.
23- Otis: “Just because he’s the only other gay in our year, it doesn’t mean you have to fancy him.”
24- Aimee: Thing is, school’s hard enough without having to date an actual flasher.
25- Jean: “You’ll feel him throbbing in your hand like a volcano about to erupt.”
26- Jean: Your generation is so touchy. Information is empowering.
27- Eric: Your mum’s new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream
28- JEan: “Jizz. Spunk. Man milk!”
29- Adam : “I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.”
30- Eric: Everybody’s either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.
31- Otis: “She’s not an object! You keep describing her as inanimate objects, but she is a person.”
32- Otis: One day, you’re gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there’s seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.
33- Eric: “You jizzed your pants, you’re not Hannibal Lecter.”
34- Otis: Love isn’t about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It’s just dumb luck.
35- Maeve: “I don’t do boyfriends.
36- Otis: “It’s an appropriated American tradition that celebrates sexism and peddles an unrealistic portrayal of romantic love.”
37- Eric: “I gave two and a half handjobs to that guy I met in Butlin’s.”
38- Otis: You can’t choose who you’re attracted to.”