Season 1 Quotes
“Everything was great when we lived together.”
“I’m trapped between the worlds of the living and the dead, and I need you to eat me so my soul can finally rest!”
“Life lesson: Nothing belongs to anyone!”
“Bertie is the best chef in the whole world and she can kick your ass.”
“My dearest Samuel, I am 112 years old now, and my loins still long for your feathery bosom. “
Bertie: “Get out of my space or I’ll break your space.”
“he’s just gonna be taking up space in your head like a sexy tumor.”
Tuca : That’s the alarm that sounds when no women have spoken out loud for three minutes.”
“You know, I spend all day looking at people lining up for sandwiches.”
“Netherfield Manor is where you now stand. Passion awaits in a faraway land.”
“Everyone is gonna leave you in the end.”
“I’m unfocused, irresponsible, a moocher.”
“It’s fun to daydream, and then go home and binge on interior design shows until I feel sick.”
“Hello. I’m a rich, sexy astronaut, and I have 35 percent down in my space-bag.”
“If a restaurant has too many options, I end up ordering napkins.”
“Hi, I’m Connie, your friendly virtual “Reali-Tease” online assistant.”
“My name’s Dakota with a Y! My name’s Dakota with a Y! “
“Look, I have three boobs.”
“Just set a good example, give some bullshit advice, and have one cup of coffee, and you’re out. Boom, boom!”
“Good luck with your banana ride-share business.”
“Speckle, your face makes me feel like everything’s gonna be okay.”
“Go back to your data processing, you ungrateful and talentless little girl.”
Season 2 Quotes
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