1- Veronica : “You Know, Dad, I’m Old School, An Eye For An Eye”
2- Veronica : “If There’s A Justification For My Actions Right Now, It’s This: I Have Gone Completely Mad.”
3- Veronica : “I Hope We’re Still Friends After I Taser You”
4- Veronica Mars: “I knew I should have included a few discrete lesbian overtones in that poem.”
5- Veronica : “You Don’t Care Now, But Holy Crap Are You Gonna Care When I Start To Get My Revenge On. You’ll Be Doing All Sorts Of Carin”
6- Veronica : “This Is Where I Belong, In The Fight. It’s Who I Am.”
7- Veronica Mars: “Why can’t the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?”
8- Veronica : “It’s All Fun And Games Till One Of You Gets My Foot Up Your Ass”
9- Logan: “I think we have a choice. I think we could take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now, or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now.”
10- Veronica Mars: “It’s not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.”
11- Veronica : “After All These Years, Do You Not Instinctively Fear Me?”
12- Keith Mars: “Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.”
13- Wallace: “Underneath that angry young woman show, there’s a slightly less angry woman who’s just dying to bake me something.”
14- Keith Mars: “It’s great talking to someone for whom ‘bogart’ isn’t a verb.”
15- Veronica : “And I’ll Be Sittin’ Over Here, Chillin’ Like A Villain”
16- Veronica: “…Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.”
17- Veronica Mars: “I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I’m sure I don’t. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I’m sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she’s a marshmallow.”
18- Veronica Mars: Great. I’ll just go out into the hall and look for the guy twirlling his moustache!
19- Cindy ‘Mac’ Mackenzie: “I prefer most of the people on my floor not in my room.”
20- Veronica Mars: Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I’m surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn’t protest.
21- Veronica Mars: “Consider my mind blown. Then put back together and blown again.”
22- Veronica : “I Convinced Myself Winning Meant Getting Out. But In What World Do You Get To Leave The Ring And Declare Victory”
23- Veronica : “Here’s What You Do… You Get Tough. You Get Even.”