1- Peter Griffin : “I had such a crush on her… until I met you, Lois. You’re my silver medal.”
2- Mort : “Oh boy. I miss the old days when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hurtful note.”
3- Meg Griffin : Just stick your head in there and pretend it’s a butt!”
4- Stewie : “You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you’re going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!”
5- Peter Griffin : “I’m not addicted to smoking. I just keep a couple every hour or so, so I don’t go insane.”
6- Peter : “I guess we’ve learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.”
7- Peter : “I’ve Got An Idea. An Idea So Smart My Head Would Explode If I Even Began To Know What I Was Talking About.”
8- Stewie : “Get Back In Here And Love Me!” –
9- Peter Griffin : “When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.”
10- Chris : “I’m Turning You Into Poo.”
11- Peter Griffin : “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”
12- Peter Griffin : How can I be a DJ? I’m just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self image.
13- Peter Griffin : “You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind is beard, it’s only another fist.”
14- Stewie : “How You Comin’ On That Novel You’ve Been Working On?”
15- Stewie : “Victory Shall Be Mine!”
16- Peter Griffin :Now I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.
17- Connie : “Don’t Ever Listen To Me Talk. You Don’t Deserve My Words.”
18- Peter Griffin : “I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I’m the most non-competitive. So I win.”
19- Peter : “You’re A Bigger Buzz Kill Than Buzz Killington!”
20- Stewie : “What The Deuce?”
21- Peter Griffin : “Oh my God, who the hell cares?!”
22- Meg Griffin : “I hate you all!”
23- Mayor Adam West : “My God, I’m A Tomato!”
24- Quagmire : “Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!”