Keyleth : “We’re gods. It’s fine.”
Scanlan : A talented musician, master of disguise, and dashingly handsome, in his own mind.
Tiberius : I am much sharper than most give me credit for! I just don’t… pay attention to things, sometimes.
Percy :“You are the safest person in Whitestone, you want to know why? You are on the bottom of my list”
Percy : When he awoke, Percy began to design his first gun
Percy : “Your secret is safe with my indifference.”
Liam : You saved the party… but your marriage is in jeopardy.
Kash : She’s still talking about the carpet. We were literally just swimming in acid.
Laura Bailey : “I wanna shoot the rakshasa”
Sprigg : “Life is loud and noisy and it’s a celebration, and I didn’t know that.”
Percy : “Is it that hard to believe that maybe just someone finds me attractive?”
I think what his holiness is trying to convey… is that he, he will be making – going on a spiritual journey… and there’s only room on that train for one dude!
Scanlan : “I’ll be fine, I’m super brave and hung”
Greg: “Remember when you showed me your boobies? Here’s a superior potion.”
Scanlan : “I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter”
Nott : I’d named all the horses while you guys were in there! I’d named them Waterloo, Fernando, Mamma Mia and Dancing Queen!
LB: I’m playing Vex’ahlia . The coolest chick ever!
Sprigg : Are we going to have a debate about boots? I’M AGAINST THEM!!! Your turn.
Taryon : I know every knot in the book. The Double Sloop. The Reverse Cowgirl. I know them all! I’ve got- I’ve got- the Itsy Bitsy Spider. I know… I know the, the Rusty Trombone. […] I’ve got the Figure Eight. The Figure Four. The Hidden Figures! I’ve got, I’ve got a bunch of ‘em. Yep.
Beau : I think I can punch ghosts now.
Sam : Everything’s better with Molly.”
Scanlan : “I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter”
TJ: I’m sitting down and I’m busting out Bad News.
MR: Okay so, I’m really upset. Um. Really hurting, so, uh, out of anger I take my staff and go WABAM!
Sprigg : We rarely are who we used to be.”
Grog to Craven Edge : “Do you have a female setting?”
TW: Are there any dwarves that we can say to go get Ballsack and bring him down to fight?
Tiberius : Some may describe me as befoolish, but I say poppy cock to all of that. *unintelligible noises*
Whoever invented this was a very smart person! She must have been a very, very smart person indeed.