1- Roy : “People. What a bunch of bastards.”
2- Jen : “Emails. Sending emails. Receiving emails. Deleting emails… I could go on.”
3- Roy: “I’m sorry, are you from the past?”
4- Jen : “The elders of the Internet know who I am?”
5- Roy: Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.
6- Moss: I’m glad the toilet guys got the nod though. They do good work. I mean, Have you seen the toilets on 12th? It’s like going on holiday. I try not to go at home, now. I save it up.
7- Moss: Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.
8- Moss : “Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?”
9- Jen : With all due respect, John, I am head of IT. If you type “Google” into Google, you can break the Internet.
10- Moss : “I like being weird. Weird is all I’ve got. That, and my sweet style.”
11- Moss : “I am a giddy goat.”
12- Moss : Ow. Four! I mean, five! I mean, fire!
13- Roy: Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
14- Moss: When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me… She’s always been a very aggressive litigator.
15- Roy: “I’m disabled.”
16- Jen : They should call dates “spend some time with a big fat loser!”
17- Douglas Reynholm : You there! Computer man! Fix my pants.
18- Maurice Moss : Good morning, that’s a nice tnetennba.
19- Roy : “I’m not a window cleaner!”
20- Moss : I can see why she’s divorced, she’s very divorceable. As soon as you meet her you can’t wait to take her to court to get rid of her.
21- Moss :”Two eyes. That’s the best amount of eyes.”
22 Roy :”Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?”