1- “I’m just coddling an egg”
2- “From a quiet night in ”
3- “I could have had a hot cup of tea in my hand!”
4- “As long as they dont expect me to make em laugh”. . .
“No, i dont think anyones expecting that”.
5- “Not since the escaped cow has there been such excitement”
6- “Now before I ring Jeremy Kyle”
7- “I know what this is now”
8 – “I’m not a vampire, if that’s what you were thinking”
9- “Misery might let you win a BAFTA, but laughter is my memory of you.”
10- Its fresh from the batchers
11- “Forget the past, it’s gone. Forget the future, it hasn’t happened. Forget the present – I didn’t get you one.” or words to that effect…
12- If your going to cry, cry tears of laughter. A smiles a lot less effort then a frown
13- I teach wild creature without hospital building
14- Don’t worry about him, that’s just migg.. He’s not real
15- So you see it as a new line? No, I just found a shoe…