1- Dr. Horrible: My nemesis is Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer, corporate tool!
2- Billy : “All the birds are singin’ that you’re ganna die!”
3- Dr. Horrible : “Moist! My evil moisture… buddy.”
4- Dr. Horrible: What a crazy random happenstance!
5- Dr. Horrible : “The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.”
6- Dr. Horrible : “Dude. Youre NOT my nemesis”
7- Billy : “Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month you skipped the weekend. Or if that was you, could have been someone else – I mean I’ve seen you…”
8- Dr. Horrible : “Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.” –
9- Billy: “Evil inside of me is on the rise”
10- Captain Hammer: The hammer is my penis.
11- Dr. Horrible : “Destroying the status quo, because the status… is not quo.”
12- Penny : “You’re driving a spork into your leg.”
13- Penny : “I was wondering if – if I could just… Hey, I know you!”
14- Dr. Horrible: Wow, sarcasm, that’s original!
15- Mayor Hankins:Justice has a name! And the name it has… besides “Justice”… is Captain Hammer!
16- Billy: “And sometimes theres a third, even deeper, level. And that one is the same as the top, surface one. Like with pie.”
17- Dr. Horrible: I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!
18- Dr. Horrible: And by the way it’s not about making money, it’s about taking money. Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.