Art Vandelay : Pseudonym of the supposed importer/exporter George and Jerry were ‘visiting’ to ‘accidentally’ bump into a girl Jerry liked
The Drake : Nickname of Jerry’s friend whose marriage plans fell apart when he found out it was planned for the day of the Super Bowl
Low talker : Kramer’s girlfriend’s nickname who convinced Jerry to wear the puffy shirt
Can’t Stand Ya : Nickname given to George in high school by Mr. Hayman, the gym teacher
The Virgin : Nickname of Jerry’s British accented girlfriend who specialized in closets and was eventually bedded by JFK Jr.
O’Brien : Pseudonym (last name only) assumed by George to gain access to what would later turn out to be a white supremacist’s limo
T-bone : George’s preferred nickname while working for Kruger Industrial Smoothing; stolen by a co-worker
The bubble boy : Nickname of the sick (and not very nice) kid that George played Trivial Pursuit with on the way upstate
Nip : Elaine’s nickname after she sent out the Christmas card photographed by Kramer
Bizarro Jerry : Nickname of Kevin, whose friends Gene and Feldman were eerily reminiscent of George and Kramer
The Assman : Kramer’s temporary nickname after he got a proctologist’s vanity license plates by mistake
Cartwright : Name, rather than Costanza, mistakenly called out by the manager of the Chinese Restaurant, causing George to miss an important phone call
Snoopy and Prickly Pete : Name one of the two horses George claimed to own when driving the Rosses out to ‘his’ house in the Hamptons
Koko the monkey : The nickname Kruger gave George instead
The Soup Nazi : Nickname of Yev Kasem, who mistakenly left valuable recipes in an armoire he gave to Kramer
Buck Naked : Nickname George would choose if he were a porn star
Can’t Stand Ya : Nickname given to George in high school by Mr. Hayman, the gym teacher
Mimbo (a male bimbo) : Nickname given by Jerry to Elaine’s boyfriend that hurt his face mountain climbing
The Triangle Guy : Nickname of an Elaine boyfriend who nearly died of a Junior Mint – the nickname referred to his paintings
The close-talker : Nickname of Elaine’s boyfriend who took great care of Morty & Helen Seinfeld while they visited New York
The Sidler : Nickname of Elaine’s co-worker to whom she gave Tic-Tacs in order to track his movements