1- “with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
2- “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
3- “Only this unlikely duo can stop doomsday.”
4- “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room”
5- “It may help to understand human affairs to be clear about most of the triumphs & tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people”
6- “They’d come here to spoon and, on one memorable occasion, fork.”
7- “An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.”
8- “Imagine a bird flying throught the universe, It beaks a little of a mountain and comes back. Imagine it doing this until it becomes only dust. That’s eternity.”
9- “Legitimately the entire drunk conversation where they talk about dolphins, big brains, the Kraken, and gorilla nests. If that isn’t in the series, I am going to be very sad.”
10- “I love the imagery behind she smiled like a knife, and being beautiful like a forest fire”
11- “It wasn’t all bad, being a demon. You didn’t have to buy petrol, for one thing. The only time Crowley had bought petrol was once in 1967, to get the free James Bond bullet-hole-in-the-windscreen transfers, which he rather fancied at the time.”
12- “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
13- “I don’t see what’s so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin’ upset cos’ they act like people”, said Adam severely. “Anyway, if you stopped tellin’ people it’s all sorted out after they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive.”
14- “It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
15- “it may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.”
16- “And if you ever want to imagine the future, imagine a boot… no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble”
17- “This is how Newton Pulsifer looked as a man: if he went into a phone booth and changed, he might manage to come out looking like Clark Kent.”
18- “finish your projects. Your will learn more from finishing something than from beginning it. After it’s done you can fix it, but you can’t fix something you’ve abandoned.”