Q : “I should’ve never mentally undressed you with my eyes. I should’ve never mentally dressed you with my eyes. And I’m sorry about that”
Sal : “In my family gingivitis is a good thing because when there’s gin, invite us”
Murr : “My friends call me a douche. I’m not sure what it is, so I was going to buy it”
Sal : “Would you buy a baby on the black market IF the price was fair?”
Sal :“Grapes are my jam.”
Joe: “Scoopski potatoes.”
Murr : “Keep it stupid simple, it’s simple stupid”
Sal : “Murray just impressed me”
Murr : I have 20/20 vision. They call me Barbra Walters… because of my feminine qualities.”
Q: “That really brings out your tickle me Elmo.”
Sal : “You know why fish don’t play piano? ‘Cause you can’t tune a fish”
Murr : “Can you tell that I’ve never been with a women?”
Q: “The fat man flies at midnight.”
Sal : “You can hang out in the drums a little while longer, but then I’m gonna have to tell you to beat it”
“I’ll tell you what the scariest thing in the world would be, hands down. If a shark could chase you to the shoreline….
Sal : “I hate getting a dead fish handshake, but I love giving them”
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